I was walking along East Beach in Bloubergstrand when I came across a
lamp partially buried in the sand.
I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie appeared and told me I
had been granted one wish.
I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the ANC government balances the budget,
eliminates the debt and stamps out corruption!"
"You sneaky little bastard," said the genie.
Wicked!
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