tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-337529632024-03-13T15:29:25.413+02:00South African Jokes...and the joke that is today's South Africa.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger604125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-49737248302638520312018-02-18T20:21:00.001+02:002018-02-18T20:21:52.446+02:00Barbie-cueUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-12355894319736695672017-11-15T14:58:00.001+02:002017-11-15T14:58:28.409+02:00Abel is a marketing geniusUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-37508827174838328862017-06-18T14:08:00.001+02:002017-06-18T14:08:06.028+02:00Fwd: PRETORIA: GIVE THAT WOMAN A BELLSTO: Executive Mayor Cllr Kgosientso Ramokgopa,
I am aware of the fact that you have been embroiled in lengthy legal
battles with various organisations that want to prevent you from
changing the name of Pretoria to Tshwane. I find this extremely
disturbing and I do not agree with these organisations at all.
As a proud descendant of the Boer Nation that founded this once
beautiful, first world Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-32760622516396015112017-06-18T13:12:00.001+02:002017-06-18T13:12:43.667+02:00Fwd: Gee vir dié buffel 'n Bell's!As dit nie vir selfoonfoto's was nie, sou niemand kon glo dat 'n
buffel homself in die kroeg – tussen die Bell's en Klipdrift nogal –
van Hlosi Game Lodge in Paterson tuisgemaak het nie.
Dié grootmeneer het eers in die swembad "geduik" vir 'n lafenis
voordat hy 'n uiltjie in wooneenheid no.1 gaan knip het. Die groot
dors het hom waarskynlik ná sy Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-44886629230568075462017-06-04T14:33:00.001+02:002017-06-04T14:33:44.825+02:00Fwd: New CDUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-51717079191617091812017-05-28T10:51:00.001+02:002017-05-28T10:51:04.908+02:00#GuptaEmailsUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-1599272389159691532017-05-14T12:56:00.001+02:002017-05-14T12:56:06.387+02:00KarmaAn idiot taxi driver has attempted to drive through Delta park over the pedestrian crossing. Karma is a glorious beast. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-87638605298603993782017-05-14T11:36:00.001+02:002017-05-14T11:36:53.983+02:00Look carefully"Now if you look carefully, you can see a lion lying underneath that tree..."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-31672676570350090162017-04-21T10:12:00.001+02:002017-04-21T10:12:36.083+02:00Fwd: ESKOM: The true story from an ex-Eskom Engineer !The view below is from an Eskom engineer (1977 – 2004) (Forced to take
Early Pension due to Affirmative Action)
Eskom (when it was the Electricity Supply Commission) was one of the
best companies in the world.
It was owned by all South Africans, and was a non-profit making
organization. Money was always set aside, by selling electricity for
more than it cost to produce, making profit for Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-29879078025246304412017-04-21T09:53:00.001+02:002017-04-21T09:53:56.026+02:00Fwd: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISMBy Juju Mkize <https://www.facebook.com/juju.mkhize?fref=nf>
<<< How the hell can we believe you Mr President >>>
"South Africans are psychologically sick as a result of the violence
inflicted upon the majority of the country's people during the apartheid
era", President Jacob Zuma said.
This is getting really old! The history of black South Africans hasUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-91987938739082336062017-04-21T01:21:00.001+02:002017-04-21T01:21:45.876+02:00FW: Bongani sees the lightUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-27117049891735345822016-11-12T18:03:00.001+02:002016-11-12T18:03:49.287+02:00Fwd: After the drought come the floodsFlash floods across the greater Johannesburg area on 9 November
have left motorists without cars and businesses counting the
costs of the damages incurred. The CICA Facebook page has now
posted new photos of the destruction caused by the floods
At least seven people are missing after yesterday's
floods and there are warnings from the weather service that
more heavy rain is expected in Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-71698235597516927252016-05-05T12:04:00.001+02:002016-05-05T12:04:13.764+02:00Fwd: GuptaZoomaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-38429206478186140192016-05-05T11:51:00.001+02:002016-05-05T11:51:10.523+02:00Fwd: THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISMTop Black Academic speaks... Statement by Juju Mkize SRC president of University Cape Town –THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT RACISMHow the hell can we believe you Mr President?"South Africans are psychologically sick as a result of the violence inflicted upon the majority of the country's people during the apartheid era ", President Jacob Zuma said.This lie is getting really old! The history ofUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-44701575610239200562016-03-03T19:19:00.001+02:002016-03-03T19:19:54.156+02:00Fwd: 2 in 1 Braai.... WHAT A WINThe latest 2-in-1 braai and cooler combo... now available at Brakpan wholesalers! Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-78352550013034879972015-12-17T02:07:00.001+02:002015-12-17T02:07:57.016+02:00Fwd: Lekker Brakpan Disclaimer Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-60443791692275432682015-12-17T01:53:00.001+02:002015-12-17T01:53:42.390+02:00Fwd: "After the Statues Fall" - a brilliant letter in the Sowetan.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-87554253088768694962015-10-31T23:29:00.001+02:002015-10-31T23:29:23.055+02:00Fwd: Not even funny anymoreUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-60288136707765195912015-06-20T08:44:00.001+02:002015-06-20T08:44:53.135+02:00Fwd: ReasonUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-6312597671414490852015-04-08T00:32:00.001+02:002015-04-08T00:32:20.826+02:00Fwd: Eternal life!I was walking along East Beach in Bloubergstrand when I came across a
lamp partially buried in the sand.
I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie appeared and told me I
had been granted one wish.
I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-47213470637736901262015-04-07T23:54:00.001+02:002015-04-07T23:54:36.449+02:00Fwd: A Brit's responseAfter President Jacob Zuma's statement [...] that all the problems in
South Africa started with the arrival of Jan van Riebeeck in 1652.....
I know, I know... We had the same problems in England, you know...
First we had the Picts and the Scots. And then came the Romans who
stuck around for about four centuries. Then we had the Angles and the
Saxons and all those other Germanic tribes. Oh Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-75369780427929642422015-04-02T14:40:00.001+02:002015-04-02T14:40:41.125+02:00Fwd: How true is thisI recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when
she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of
her parents, ANC supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, "If
you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents smiled hugely.
&Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-25239837479690541272015-04-01T16:12:00.001+02:002015-04-01T16:12:11.349+02:00Fwd: The Proteas...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-52852822358894844362015-03-07T19:17:00.001+02:002015-03-07T19:17:59.742+02:00Fwd: S.A - the land of pee and putty!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33752963.post-57372815496331994072015-02-21T15:19:00.001+02:002015-02-21T15:19:40.414+02:00Fwd: STORM OVER JHB - Monday 16 FebTHAT'S MORE ELECTRICITY THAN WE GET FROM ESKOMUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0