2012-07-17

Fwd: Mini Taxi Wars

2012-07-03

[Fwd: R10 rape]

A Limpopo teenager was allegedly abducted and held for nine hours by a
gang of six youths - who raped her, then offered her a R10 note.

But she turned down the offer and instead headed straight to the
Letsitele satellite police station to report the attack.

Six youths were arrested and charged with rape. Four of them are 17
years old, one is 16 and the other is 15.

'nuff said.

2012-06-07

[Fwd: Changing Pretoria Street names]

2012-06-05

[Fwd: Expats dilemma]

In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:

"I miss South Africa."

So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:

"I hope this helps."

2012-05-31

Shit South Africans Say





Jaa, Boet, it's a shame, hey?

2012-05-30

[Fwd: A proud day for South Africa]

The controversial "The Spear" painting has been defaced.

Two guys (one white, one black) were arrested.

The ANC's court case is going ahead on Thursday to force the gallery to
remove the artwork.

- A 17 year-old mentally challenged girl was gang raped & the video went
viral. No one marched.

- An 8-year-old girl was raped by a 15 year-old boy & her eyes gouged
out. No one marched.

- Entire provinces are without school text books - it's almost June. No
one marched.

- Our imminent police chief is a gangster & has brought our police
service to its knees. No one marched.

- Our country has one of the highest unemployment rates in the world. No
one marched.

- Our democracy is going down the toilet but no one marches.

But our country goes hysterical over a painting!

We threaten lawsuits, protests & violent reprisals.

Where are our priorities???

What are we thinking??????!!!!

We have now proven beyond doubt that our collective mentality doesn't
rise above the waist.

2012-05-26

[Fwd: Too much dagga]

2012-05-08

[Fwd: PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE]

ROAD RAGE, AFRICAN STYLE

2012-05-06

[Fwd: TV pronunciation guide]

[Fwd: Apartheid made maths and science difficult]

2012-05-04

[Fwd: Amazing natural phenomenon!!]

Studies were conducted to determine why these primates made these
expressions and the findings showed that they were as a result of their
primitive brain wanting to actually speak but could only make confusing
noises.




























Makes sense though...

2012-04-28

[Fwd: 8-year-old bitten, gouged, raped]

Gingindlovu residents are walking their children to and from school and
asking them to be extra-vigilant after an eight-year-old girl was
dragged into a sugarcane field by a 15-year-old fellow schoolboy who
raped and strangled her, bit her neck and tried to gouge out her eyes.

The child, who cannot be identified, was still in the Ngwelezane
Hospital in Empangeni on Wednesday night after undergoing an emergency
operation. Her right eye was heavily bandaged and still swollen. Doctors
said that she would make a full recovery.

The child had been on her way home from school on Monday with the
teenager, who attended the same school as her, when he pounced on her.

Police spokesman Colonel Jay Naicker said that a teenager had been
arrested and appeared in court in Gingindlovu on Wednesday.

"The suspect claimed that he was possessed by a demon as he heard
voices that prompted him to carry out the attack."

There is one intelligent comment: "What happened to our rainbow nation?
I certainly don't see these poor kids in any colour. The girl will be
traumatized all her life and the boy will live with this guilt, if any,
for the rest of his life behind bars. By the story, this 15 year old
boy is very disturbed and probably lives in a shack with other people
who copulate & rape day in and day out infront of him. It is a shame
that yet another youth slipped between the cracks."

2012-04-12

Fwd: A pic from 29 February's Beeld newspaper

This captain of the Brooklyn station of the SA Police marks the accident
scene with his R-5 assault rifle. You need to be this dumb to get
promotion and reach captain in the SAPS. Competent officers from other
races have been waiting up to 14 years for a single promotion while
these bright sparks are escalated up the ladder. Obviously nobody told
this sod that a rock from the curb will also mark the tar in the absence
of accident marking equipment they should have. No wonder that 27,000
members of the SAPS have repeatedly failed the government's firearm
competency test which civilians have to pass before they can get a gun
licence, yet such policemen are let loose with guns on society...

2012-03-27

[Fwd: Robber returns to crime scene for job]

A man was arrested when he tried to get a job from the owners of the
house he had robbed earlier in East London, according to a report on
Tuesday.

The Nahoon Valley Place house owner told The Times newspaper the man
knocked on his front door asking for gardening work on Sunday morning.

"When I opened the door I was surprised because he was wearing our
clothing," the man, who did not want to be named, was quoted as saying.

The job seeker was wearing the owner's shoes, socks, belt, a pair of
trousers and *one of his fiancé's blouses*.

The couple was busy moving and had stored most of their clothing and
linen in a storeroom in the back garden. The owner said after the
robbery he immediately went to check the storeroom and saw it had been
looted, he told the newspaper.

"I could not believe the audacity of this guy. I detained him after that
and called the police, but they did not pitch for 45 minutes," the owner
was quoted as saying.

The man managed to escape but was later caught by a security guard. - Sapa

2012-03-26

[Fwd: Witch Doctor]

Accepts requests for health, prosperity, lottery wins and satellite
installations...

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