For Frequent Flyers....

New SAA Menu - Joburg / London Route


Welcome on board this London-Heathrow service, we trust you will enjoy being up
high with us.

Your highly trained cabin crew are here to make your journey more comfortable
and make sure your experience is sky-high.


From the bar:

• Coke with ice
• Coke light with ice
• Coke Zero with ice
• Coke with a straw

Starters:

A traditional Colombian Coco-leaf salad drizzled with a light heroin mayonnaise.

Main Course:

• Opium Omelette with mushrooms
• Hash-ish Browns
• Marijuana Mousse
• Deep fried Dope

Dessert:

A selection of dagga tea (please save the tea bag for drying and use/sale in London)


If you require any of the recipes or dry ingredients kindly press the service bell and
the cabin crew will gladly be able to trade with you as well as pack your suitcase.

Please note no inflight entertainment will be provided as it is not needed after the
above menu.

After arrival at Heathrow please make sure you leave your baggage behind and
use the fast-track exit.

Once you have our new menu you will realize why you need a visa for the UK.

THANK YOU FOR FLYING "HIGH" WITH A MEMBER OF THE DISASTAR ALLIANCE.