Sipho

"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at
the altar," the Preacher says.

Sipho gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "
Sipho, what do you want me to pray about for you."

Sipho replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in  Sipho's ear, and he places the other
hand on top of  Sipho's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a
blue streak for Sipho.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and
asks, " Sipho, how is your hearing now?"

Sipho says, "I don't know, Reverend, it is only next Wednesday!"