Fwd: Three men and a Genie

Three men, an Irish farmer, Julius Malema and a boertjie, are granted
one wish each by a Genie.

The Irish farmer wishes that all the land in Ireland will be the most
fertile in the world, forever and ever.

"POOF!"

This was done in a flash and the Irish Farmer was very satisfied.

Malema was next and very amazed and impressed at this display of power.

He started his wish: "I want all the whites to be removed from Africa
and a great wall must be built around all of my black brothers and
sisters to protect them. This wall must be so high and so strong that
no whites can come onto our land at all to corrupt us with their
colonial lies and steal our resources and mines."

"POOF!"

This, too was done in a flash. A great wall now surrounded Africa.
Julius Malema glowed and triumphantly glared at the Boertjie, now
standing outside.

Boertjie said: "Before I make my wish, tell me more about this wall."

Genie says: "It's 5,000 ft high, 5,000 bricks thick. Nothing gets in,
nothing gets out, guaranteed."

Boertjie lights up his pipe, smiles and says to the Genie, "Maak hom
vol water, Boet!"