Fwd: New product from ABSA

ABSA now finances iLobolo.

The bank gives you a Lobola Loan and you pay back on a monthly basis
(instalments). When you fail to pay your instalments, ABSA does the
usual repossession and sells the wife as a "2nd Hand Wife" at an
auction to recoup their loss.

Most guys are vying for this as it makes divorce easy and less costly.

If you don't want her any more you simply miss payments and she's gone.