[Fwd: ConCourt gets ‘urgent’ end-of-world application]

The Constitutional Court has received an "extremely urgent court
application" for the appointment of an "investigative task team" to
prepare for the end of the world on December 21.

Robert Sefatsa (38) a Soweto resident, also stated in papers handed in
at court that the government needed to form a new department to prepare
for judgment day next Friday, Beeld reported today.

He suggested that the new state department should be called the
"department of paranormal and esoteric sciences".

Sebatsa pointed out that according to the Mayan calendar, judgment day
would be on December 21, and it was therefore a matter of extreme
urgency that South Africa and other countries make their preparations
for the apocalypse.

A commission of inquiry should include geologists, statisticians,
astronomists, economists and extra-terrestrial technologists, and should
be competent to cope with evacuation procedures, sea and air logistics,
and resettlement, he said.

Sapa