Speed limit?
("Slow, workers" -- or "slow workers"?)
Julius Malema walks into an FNB bank and asks to cash a cheque for R2000.
Teller: "No problem Sir. Could you please show me your ID."?
Malema: "Well, I didn't bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need. After all, I am the President of the ANC Youth League."
Teller: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, I must
insist on seeing ID."
Malema: "Just ask anyone here who I am and they will tell you. They all
know who I am."
Teller: "I am sorry, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Malema: "Is there some other way around this?"
Teller: "Look, here's what we can do: a while ago now, Casta Semenia
walked into the bank without ID. To prove she was Casta she ran around
the block in under 8 seconds.
Another time, Francois Pienaar came in without ID. He yanked out his
rugby ball and kicked it just under 300m right into Nedbank's yard.
After that spectacular kick we cashed his cheque.
So, what can you do to prove to me that you are really who you say you are?"
Malema stands, deep in thought for what seems like minutes then finally
says: "My mind's a complete blank. Honestly, I can't think of a single
thing..."
Teller: "Would fifties be OK, sir?"
AN EARLY WARNING WAKE UP CALL FOR US ALL!!
The antics of Julius Malema may be good for a laugh now, but they
remind me of the early days of Idi Amin.
Young JuJu is already allowed to travel in a car with no number plates
with no fear of prosecution.
He refuses to give answers to the media as to how he acquired such
wealth in such a short time, and he may even enjoy special status with
the Receiver of Revenue.
In the face of overwhelming evidence that he's a sleazebag, the ruling
party remain silent. Perhaps they have their own plans for JuJu, but
maybe they are quietly chuckling to themselves and saying "that's my
boy". If it's the latter then we really are up shit creek without a
paddle.
We will look back on 2010 not as the year we hosted the FIFA World Cup,
but as the year the cancer that destroyed the country was first detected
and identified.
We've had some low lifes before and many of them from the ANCYL, but
Malema's combination of stupidity, greed and arrogance plus his
willingness and ability to lie with a straight face make him a man to be
feared.
We may be chortling at his antics now but we won't be laughing when his
goons start kicking in the heads of his political enemies.
If JuJu wants something, JuJu gets it, so there'll be no argument about
the nationalisation of the mines - whatever JZ may have said to Gordon
Brown.
It won't be JZ's government any more so it will have been no lie for
him to say that "my government have no plans to nationalise the mines".
Things change quickly in Africa and a verbal contract isn't worth the
paper it's written on as Sam Goldwyn once said.
And the media won't fare too well either. JuJu will by that time have
declared himself emperor for life, and will be throwing huge parties and
feeding the likes of Stephen Grootes and Justice Malala to his pet lions
- and videoing it for YouTube.
If you think Malema is a joke look at his supporters. Are they livid
that he has bilked the poor and lives a life of luxury? Of course not.
To them he is the man who, along with people like Jimmy Manyi, is
finally going to put the whites in their place.
These are the chaps whose destiny it is to foment racial hatred.
It's only a matter of time before white bank accounts will be frozen
and redistributed to the needy. The argument will be typical Malema
logic... you can't need the money if you leave it in the bank earning
interest.
Whites will not be allowed to leave anything to their descendants and
white businesses will need to be black owned. No sorry... my mistake...
we already have that one don't we?
Rather like the Jews before World War 2, whites will look back and
wonder why they never saw it coming. Well, they probably did but they
were too timid to speak out for fear of being labeled racists.
I would like the opportunity to ask you some simple questions regarding
your struggle for economic freedom. At the moment, I am failing to see
how your actions are in the long term interests of South Africa.
Please enlighten me by addressing the following points:
Mines
At the moment, mines contribute roughly 8% to total GDP. I do not
understand why you are so fixated on nationalising this rather small
portion of the nation's wealth and causing significant amounts of
political uncertainty in the process.
The services sector constitutes 66% of GDP. Therefore it seems logical
that short term economic freedom lies in a friendly service mentality
and functional literacy. When compared to the mines, 8 times more
wealth lies in this direction. Unfortunately, however, I do not really
get an impression of a friendly service mentality and functional
literacy from your present membership.
Farms
Your calls for expropriation of land without compensation have badly
polarized society. What are your reasons for this seemingly
thoughtless act? Agriculture contributes about the same to GDP as
mining, so there is not much economic freedom to be gained here
either.
Also consider that history has shown land redistribution to result in
productive farms going to ruin and the black recipients selling the
land back to the original white owners. This affects every citizen of
South Africa in terms of food prices and food security. How do you
plan to address this problem?
Education
Ninety-nine per cent of whites do not own any farms or mines. Yet, on
average, white people earn 8 times more than black people. Why? White
people have an eight times higher ability to earn, to add value. This
ability to earn comes from education, an excellent work ethic and a
willingness to serve. I am convinced that this is the only route to
economic freedom. Why are you not influencing the youth of the nation
in this direction?
Your mother body, the ANC, has produced an education system that has
been proven to only educate one out of every 29 black learners to a
level of functional literacy. Seeing the crucial importance of
education, why do you not demand better government performance instead
of nationalization and expropriation?
Compensation
I can understand that you feel aggrieved with the situation that
apartheid has left you with and therefore demand compensation from
white people. However, on average, each white person already supports
around five blacks by means of social grants, RDP housing and free
services. By doing this, white people give you a fair chance to make
something of your life by taking care of your basic livelihood. What
more can we do?
Would you be satisfied if all white people were just as poor as
blacks? Do you want every white person to leave South Africa? Please
consider that both these options will remove significantly more than
half of the nation's wealth, while keeping the population roughly the
same. The poor will remain unemployable, but there will be no funds
for any kind of state support – no housing and basic services,
dangerous shortages in food and water, no public healthcare and no
affordable schooling. Is this what you want?
In closing
If you can intelligently answer these questions, I will be more than
willing to listen. If, however, you cannot, one has to conclude that
you are doing the country and its youth a terrible disservice and the
loss of an entire generation of South Africans has to rest squarely on
your shoulders.
Regards,
Schalk
WALK NAKED IN SOUTH AFRICA DAY TO MARK THE 9/11 ANNIVERSARY
Don't forget to mark your calendars!!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked -- and if he does, he must commit
suicide.
So, next Sunday at 1 PM, all South African women are asked to walk out
of their house **completely naked** to help weed out any
neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic South African men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the
women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is further proof of your patriotism.
The South African government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding
and abetting terrorists!!!
Bank Manager: Be careful, anyone can forge your signature.
Malema: I'm not a fool, I have already signed all the cheques!
Hy sukkel nog om 'n kliëntebasis op te bou en het gevra dat ek hom
help adverteer:
Koedoes ± R2000, rooibok ± R400, blesbok ± R500
Akkommodasie R280 per nag, drie etes per dag ingesluit.
Kontak hom by: jan.jagplaas@yahoo.co.za
P.S. Ek sluit besonderhede van sy twee spoorsnyers / veldgidse in.
(R70/dag ekstra)
The woman, who cannot be named as she has not appeared in court, was
arrested after she compared strikers to *baboons* and said they
intimidated people with their *grunting noises*. She did not participate
in the strike.
Warrant Officer Duane Lightfoot, of the Sunnyside police station,
confirmed that she had been arrested and said she was still in custody.
She will appear in the Pretoria Magistrate's court on Tuesday.
http://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-courts/woman-in-hot-water-over-baboon-ji
be-1.1105774
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Since this is regarded a "racist" incident, it's safe to assume the
unnamed woman is white. Were she black or Indian, there'd likely be no
brouhaha.
Now, let's venture the far flung assumption of a bunch of white folks
going on strike and then leaving a mess behind. Should anyone calling
them "pigs" be considered a racist as well (irrespective whether that
person is black or white)?
South Africa is the only country in the world where affirmative action
is in the favour of the majority who has complete political control.
The fact that the political majority requires affirmative action to
protect them against a 9% minority group is testament to a complete
failure on their part to build their own wealth-producing structures --
so that their only solution is to take it from others.
She begged their attackers not to kill her husband while they were
trying to strangle him with her jersey and she was throttled and
repeatedly punched in the face while one of the intruders raped her.
This was the testimony of an 80-year-old woman on Monday in the Pretoria
High Court.
The dignified and composed woman pointed out her rapist in court, as
being accused number one, Vincent Ramatsoma, 34, of Mamelodi East.
He has admitted to the rape. He said in his explanation of plea that he
did have sex with the elderly woman on April 26, 2008, and that it was
his intention to rape her.
He is facing six charges, including murder, rape, robbery and various
charges of contravening the arms and ammunition act, together with his
two co-accused, Tshepo Bigboy Sekele, 28 and Ben Mmapeya, 26, also of
Mamelodi East.
Apart from Ramatsoma admitting to the rape, all three pleaded not guilty
to the charges.
Reliving the events of that night, the woman (who cannot be identified
as she is a rape victim) told Judge Bert Bam that she was in the kitchen
at about nine, washing dishes.
She thought she had locked the kitchen door, but it later appeared it
was not properly secured. She meanwhile went to join her husband in the
lounge, where he was watching television.
"The next moment I saw three men. One pushed me down on my chair and the
other two went to my husband.
"I was forced to take off my blouse and jersey while one of the
intruders tried to throttle me.
"I was pushed down on the floor and the other two tried to throttle my
husband with my jersey.
"I kept on asking them in Zulu not to hurt my husband."
The victim said one of the men tried to drag her towards the bedroom,
but she said she would walk. He then led her towards the bedroom. One of
the other intruders then came to the bedroom with an iron and some rope.
** He shouted at me that I am a boer and that he was going to burn me
and kill me. **
"He swore at me and swore at my dead mother, using the most terrible
language. I asked him whether he had a mother and a grandmother, but he
just laughed at me.
"He then told me to lie on the ground, but I refused. He pushed me on
the bed and pulled off my clothes, before he raped me.
"While raping me, he throttled me and repeatedly bashed me in the face
with his fist until I could no longer see through my eyes.
"He threw my clothes at me afterwards and told me to get dressed."
The victim said she was taken to the main bedroom, where she saw her
husband was tied to a chair.
The room was in disarray and the intruders climbed on top of her husband
on the chair, to get to the top of the cupboard.
They also emptied the safe of its firearms and took out her husband's
hunting knife.
"One of them tried to intimidate me by showing me the sharp blade."
They took her husband outside and tried to force him to get his car
started, but it had a battery problem.
When it did not start, they came to the woman to help them. She said she
advised them to push the car until it started.
"I again asked them not to kill my husband. They said they would not and
that they would tie him on the bed with me, which they did before they
left."
The woman said her husband had blood coming out of his ear and his
mouth. Apart from his broken dentures, it seemed he had not suffered any
other injuries.
But as the weeks went by, he became more and more disorientated and it
was eventually established that he had blood on the brain. He died three
months later.
The woman said her husband never recovered from the bad feeling arising
from the fact that he had taught women self defence during his life, but
that he could do nothing to protect her that day.
The case is proceeding. - Pretoria News
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