#064: Sex - The pursuit of women

Two builders - Jakes and Koos - are working at the top of
a high rise building site in Sandton. Jakes turns to Koos
and says, "I've gotta take a piss but there's nowhere to go."

"Walk out to the end of that plank," replies Koos, "I'll stand
on this end and balance it."

"Are you sure, Koos?"

"Ja, it's allraait, organised."

So out goes Jakes to take a piss but before he's finished the
lunch siren sounds. Koos forgets what he's supposed to be doing
and steps off the plank.

Jakes, of course, is a goner.

Several months later an Australian, a Frenchman and a South
African are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective
Nations chase women the hardest.

Wazza the Aussie says, "Mate, I've been known to miss a piss-up
session down at the pub with me mates trying to crack on the
Sheilas!"

Pierre the Frenchman says, "Non, non, non! We French chase ze
women weeth much zest and geev to zem gifts of love like champagne
to ween zeir affection. Eet eez us for sure!"

Meanwhile Mark the South African sits laughing and says, "No-no,
you okes are both wrong. The other day I was walking past this
building site at home, following these two gorgeous-looking birds
and this guy came plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand,
screaming 'POOOOOOOEESSSS!'"

[Submitted by Senior]

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