#489: Taxi Driver: A South African tale


A taxi driver runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a cop.

He thinks he's smarter than the cop and, knowing there's a non-existent
conviction rate for taxi drivers, decides to prove this to himself and
have some fun at the same time.

Cop: "License please!"

Taxi driver: "WHAT for!?"

Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!"

Taxi driver: "Heish! I slowed down, and nobody was coming!"

Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop! License please!"

Taxi driver: "What's the DIFFERENCE!?"

Cop: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop! That's
the LAW! License please!"

Taxi driver: "Heish! If you can show me the DIFFERENCE between SLOW DOWN
and STOP, me, I give you my license, and you give me the ticket! If
not, you let me go and NO ticket!"

Cop: "Exit your vehicle, Boetie..."

The taxi driver gets out of his taxi and, at this point, the cop takes
out his truncheon, starts dondering the ever-loving crap out of the
taxi driver and says, "Do you want me to STOP or just SLOW DOWN, Boet?"


[Contributor unknown]

A collision happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.



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