Grappies3

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Sipho vra vir Bongani: "Waar is jou pa?"
"My pa het nou net gery. Hy het sy balaclava op en sy AK 47.
Ek dink hy het gou gaan geld trek!"
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Sipho: "Boss, I have problems with my vision.
I won't be coming to work."
Boss: "Why, what's the matter?"
Sipho: "Eish, I can't see myself working today."
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Sipho & Thabo at museum, looking at a mummy with "1227BC" written below.
Sipho: "What does that mean?"
Thabo: "Eish, must be the reg. no. of the taxi that killed him!"
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Piet vra Sipho: "So hoekom verkrag die swart man nie vir die koeli
vroumense nie?"
Sipho: "Eish! Want die houtkop bang vir die panic button op haar voorkop!"
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Sipho did not have R3000.00 to make personalized number plates, so he
took R150.00, went to Home Affairs and changed his name to MPB 187 GP
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