Sipho vra vir Bongani: "Waar is jou pa?"
"My pa het nou net gery. Hy het sy balaclava op en sy AK 47.
Ek dink hy het gou gaan geld trek!"
Sipho: "Boss, I have problems with my vision.
I won't be coming to work."
Boss: "Why, what's the matter?"
Sipho: "Eish, I can't see myself working today."
Sipho & Thabo at museum, looking at a mummy with "1227BC" written below.
Sipho: "What does that mean?"
Thabo: "Eish, must be the reg. no. of the taxi that killed him!"
Piet vra Sipho: "So hoekom verkrag die swart man nie vir die koeli
vroumense nie?"
Sipho: "Eish! Want die houtkop bang vir die panic button op haar voorkop!"
Sipho did not have R3000.00 to make personalized number plates, so he
took R150.00, went to Home Affairs and changed his name to MPB 187 GP


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