2009-11-23

BEE board of directors

Frikkie and Johan were close friends since childhood.

They decided they wanted to go into business together, but had to find
a black partner for BEE compliance.

So Johan asks his gardener to join the business, and they all meet to
form the new company.

Frikkie says, "OK! I'll invest R100,000."

Johan says, "I will go for R200,000".

Sipho says, "All right, I'll put in R100 for my 33 % of the shares."

Johan says, "If I'm putting in R200,000, I'll be the President and CEO
of the corporation.
You, Frik, for your R100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO, and
Sipho, for your R100, you will be our Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Sipho asks Johan, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

Johan replies, "When we want your f…..g advice, we'll ask for it."

2009-11-19

The 2010 Soccer World Cup spectacle

Motorists run gauntlet on highway

By Graeme Hosken
Crime Reporter

Gangs of armed robbers are attacking motorists on the R21 Highway - the
main road linking OR Tambo International Airport to Pretoria.

The gangs, which are also attacking construction workers upgrading the
highway, have left a trail of terror behind them over the past three months.

The gang's ambushes, which have included attacks on businessmen and a US
Aid agency employee, have left at least four motorists and a security
guard at a construction site seriously injured after they were shot by
the robbers.

The most recent attack took place last Tuesday night when a businessman
was shot in the legs as he was changing a flat tyre on his car.

The robbers, who number between eight and 20, operate between the
Tembisa Road Bridge and the N1/R21 interchange between 9pm and 4am, with
most of the attacks occurring near St George's Hotel.

The attacks are carried out with the robbers either lining rocks on the
highway or throwing debris off bridges into the path of oncoming cars.

They target motorists using the north-bound lanes.

While police have known about the attacks since September, they have
done little to warn the thousands of motorists who use the highway every
day of the dangers.

While police claim that they are conducting clandestine operations to
catch the robbers, they seem to be operating with impunity as there have
been no arrests.

Businessman Jannie Schoeman recently survived an attack when he was held
up near St George's Hotel.

He was returning home from Midrand along the Olifantsfontein Road when
he hit a pothole.

"As I stopped and got out to change the tyre, two men armed with knives
attacked and forced me into a field.

"They stole my watch, wallet and cellphone. When I tried to escape they
grabbed me and tied me up with barbed wire," he said, pointing to scars
on his wrists.

The men eventually let Schoeman go, threatening to kill him if he did
not reach the road within two minutes.

"I was terrified. I thought they were going to kill me," he said, adding
that the Lyttelton police had been useless in trying to solve his
attack, which had taken place in broad daylight.

He said that when he offered to take the detective investigating his
case to where he was attacked the policeman was not interested.

* *This article was originally published on page 3 of **Pretoria
News* <http://www.pretorianews.co.za/>* on November 19, 2009 *

2009-11-16

Latest Green Point Stadium pics

Ready for WC2010.

2009-11-12

Goodbye CitiGolf

Johannesburg - After 25 years of production, Volkswagen South Africa
(VWSA) is retiring its iconic budget hatchback Citi Golf.


The Citi is a South Africa-only model and over its lifetime more than
377 000 units found owners. Together with sales of the first Golf model
(the A1) on which the Citi is based, more than 517 000 vehicles have
been produced on the same platform in Uitenhage since 1978.
The Citi will be replaced by an as yet unnamed entry-level product in
the first quarter of 2010 However, VWSA MD David Powels said given the
German manufacturer's global model line-up, the new vehicle would
inevitably be priced higher than the R87 000 the Citi is retailing at.
The original Citi cost R6 700 at launch.



One of those working on the first Citigolf was designer clothing
retailer Jenni Button, who also designed the clothes used in the ad
campaigns for the first model.
To honour the brand the last Citi will be doing a victory lap around the
country to offer everyone the opportunity to come and bid farewell to
Citi by signing the vehicle.




http://www.vw.co.za/models/citi/
http://www.goodbyeciti.co.za/

2009-11-11

Ten years ago / today

2009-11-09

SUPER 14 CHEERLEADERS

And now for the good news

[Seven robbers slain in depot shootout]

By Alex Eliseev

Responding to a shooting in Nirvana, Polokwane, paramedics from ER24
found seven bodies scattered inside a Protea Coin cash depot - the
aftermath of a robbery gone wrong.

Hopelessly outgunned, with three pistols between them, the robbers had
been shot dead by policemen who were alerted to the robbery-in-progress
around midnight on Saturday. No police officers were killed or injured
in the confrontation.

Police spokesman Musa Zondi said members of an operational response unit
were tipped off about the robbery and sped to the scene.

The robbers, clad in gloves and balaclavas, had managed to tamper with
the depot's security system and gained entry, Zondi said,

"The police arrived and tried to get them to surrender and hand
themselves over, but they opened fire and the police responded. In the
end, all seven of them were dead."


* *The original article was published on page 1 of **The Star*
<http://www.thestar.co.za/>* on November 09, 2009 *

Cop held after taxi driver shot

A police inspector was arrested yesterday after he allegedly shot a
minibus taxi driver in a fit of road rage in Dobsonville, according to
Soweto police.

Inspector Kay Makhubele said the off-duty Moroka police station officer
was driving his vehicle on the Doornkop/Dobsonville Road behind a
minibus taxi at about 7am.

"It's not clear what sparked the quarrel, but the taxi driver is said to
have stopped his vehicle, alighted, went to the officer and assaulted
him with a knobkerrie."

The officer allegedly retaliated by firing a shot which hit his 28-year
old attacker in the left thigh.

The 51-year old policeman was arrested on the scene.

*The original article was published on page 2 of **The Star*
<http://www.thestar.co.za/>* on November 09, 2009 *

The Julius Malema Song

2009-11-06

My Revealing South African Experience

2009-11-03

I, Afrikaner

Malema on edukashun

2009-11-01

'n Stukkie ekonomiese insig....

Dis Augustus in 'n dorpie aan die kus van die Swart See.  Dit reen en
die dorpie lyk verlate.  Dit is 'n moeilike tyd, almal is in die skuld
en leef op krediet.  Skielik daag daar 'n ryk toeris op.  Hy stap die
enigste hotel binne en sit 'n 100 Euro-noot op die ontvangstoonbank
neer.  Hy gaan met die trappe op om 'n kamer te gaan kies.

Die hotelbaas vat die 100 Euro-noot en haas hom na die slagter om sy
skuld te gaan betaal.  Die slagter neem die noot en gaan betaal sy
skuld by die varkboer.  Die boer haas hom om met dieselfde noot sy
skuld by sy verskaffer te vereffen.  Diè hardloop gou en maak sy
rekening skoon by die dorp se prostituut, wat in die moeilike tye
selfs haar dienste op krediet aanbied.  Die vrou van die nag haas haar
om haar rekening by die hotelbaas te betaal, waar sy gewoonlik 'n
kamer huur om haar werk te doen

Die hotelbaas vat die 100 Euro-noot en plaas dit terug op die
toonbank.  Net toe kom die ryk toeris terug, neem die noot omdat hy
nie met een van die kamers tevrede is nie, en verlaat die dorp.

Niemand het enigiets verdien nie, maar die hele dorp is nou sonder skuld...

2009-10-29

Why I didn't come to welcome the athletes at the airport

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